Even though the threat of getting attacked by a jealous mob of rattle-wielding Beliebers is in the airs, Selena Gomez strolled without a damn care in the world with the most famous toddler in the world in Miami today. If you checked both of their IDs, hers would say that she's 18, and Justin Bieber's would say that he's 16. CRADLE ROBBER! Chris Hansen better parachute in and put a stop to this foolery.
No, there's no need for the Beliebers to grapple over their playpens and sneak past the weekend nanny to attack Selena. Nothing is going on here. Selena is just consoling Justin and telling him to not to beat himself up over not being able to sink all the battleships (aka floating Cheerios) during potty training. That's it! Shit is platonic.
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